Mark and I get all sorts of questions from strangers when we go out. The top three would probably be 1)Are they all yours? 2)Are you going to try for a girl? And 3)Don’t you know what a TV is for? Okay, maybe number three isn’t one of the top three questions but I have been asked that once or twice by complete strangers and yeah, I totally think it’s rude. Anyway, probably the number one question we get from people who know us is: Is it getting any easier now that they are one? And the answer is absolutely, positively, definitely NOT! If anything, things are only getting worse. Here’s just a random sampling.
Saturday Mark was busy all day long. All. Day. Long. So I was stuck with the job of entertaining the kids as usual. Lucky for me the boys’ piano teacher (a die hard Zelda and gaming fanatic) came over to play Nintendo with the three big boys. So that really only left me with the three babies. So, I decided to take them up to the school’s Spring Fair and try our hand at the sucker game. No skill is required in the sucker game. You just grab a tootsie roll pop and if it’s red on the end, you win. And if you win you get to keep the sucker. I was pretty sure whoever was in charge would have mercy on me and let the three boys win, even if their suckers weren’t red. I convinced Denver to join us since he’s not really a Nintendo freak like his brothers. So the five of us headed up to the school, the three babies squashed into our little red wagon. As I had hoped, all three babies “won” a sucker and with them busily sucking away I was able to focus on Denver for a few minutes and let him try out a few of the other games, as well as the giant blow-up obstacle course. We finished just around noon and I could tell the babies were getting tired. But Denver and Caleb had to play at the playground for a few minutes so I gave in and set them free. While we were waiting for the two boys to finish running around, Jericho fell asleep. We also ran into our friend, Enid Sherpa who kindly shared a bunch of tickets with us so we could buy some popcorn to take home. Finally, I loaded Caleb and Justus back into the wagon and with Jericho asleep in my arms I pulled the wagon back up the hill to the Fair to buy some popcorn. We got stuck in a mild traffic jam and had to wait a few minutes for people to squeeze past us, before we could proceed to the popcorn stand. Upon our arrival I turned around to check on the babies and lo and behold, there was no longer a Justus in the wagon. I immediately freaked out, worried he might have fallen out and gotten trampled by the crowds. So I threw poor, sleeping Jericho back into the wagon with Caleb and ran off, shouting to the popcorn lady that I had lost a baby and I’d be right back. To make this long story short, after about five minutes of pure adrenalin and panic, I found Justus happily running up and down a nearby ramp of a mobile unit. He wasn’t panicked. He wasn’t worried or stressed or crying. He was rather quite enjoying himself and the fact that he had escaped the wagon without being caught and in such a great location too. Meanwhile I swear I aged another five years.
That was bad. Today was worse. We’ve had another rainy week. Not straight rain, but off and on rain all day long. All. Day. Long. As soon as you think it’s safe to go outside to play. . . rain. Anyway, this morning it was sunny for long enough I figured it was okay to head out into the great outdoors. So I proceeded to put shoes and coats on the three babies. I had Caleb and Justus done and was in the middle of shoeing Jericho when I heard the kitchen safety gate crash down and the back door open wide. “Caleb, do not open that door yet!” I shouted. The door slammed shut and I immediately jumped up to make sure no one had escaped. Caleb was still there and I was pretty certain there hadn’t been enough time for anyone else to sneak out. But where had Justus gone? So I’m searching all over the house for him and Caleb keeps saying “I have to go get him, Mommy” and finally I look out the window and there is Justus, walking down the street, with a giant rock in his hand, on his way (I’m pretty sure) to the lake where he can throw his hefty treasure. Arrgghhh!
That was just the beginning of the day. As soon as I had everyone loaded into the stroller, the rain started down. While I was ordering t-shirts for the boys’ play in a few weeks, the twins were spitting/spraying grape juice all over the kitchen floor which I had just mopped this morning. And during piano lessons, Jericho and Justus did this to their faces:

And then there’s the wee fact that chocolate and Weight Watchers do not go hand in hand which means when a day like today stumbles upon us (which is oh, just about daily) I’m forced to abandon my weight loss program because if I don’t have my chocolate things get really, really, really ugly. Anyway, try as I may to think positive and tell myself things are going to get better, I don’t really think they will. At least not for a really, really long time. Maybe in another 16-1/2 years or so. And by then, I’ll probably be a grandmother. Either that or my kids will start moving home again. Someone really should have told me about this before I started having kids. I mean, how come no one told me how to use the TV until after I had six kids? Gosh!